ad adiuvantem

dear fafsa: wtf, give me my pin. yr humble applicant, chris.

ad patrem ignarum

dear father of my ex: i have had my dick in your son's ass. he seemed ok with that. yr friend, chris.

p.s. you have a nice moustache.

epistola relata ad mingentes

dear list members: can anyone recommend writing on heteronormative bathroom violence, and "piss politics" as in: women, ladiez, girls, dykes and every kind of pisser packer and dildo wearing people pissing from an upright position? greetings from Vienna, johanna