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also dear manhunt members: when i say i am not into muscled guys, i mean it. although i appreciate that muscled guys haven't e-mailed me tonight. tonight you make me think that some muscled guys can read. but no, seriously muscled guys, you're totally gross. seriously. your friend, chris.

p.s. i'm glad some people like you though, i don't want you to be lonely!

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dear particular manhunt member: why are you telling me that it is totally "werth" it to pay for this site? do you get some sort of commission? are we going to totally start off whatever communication we have with an argument about whether it's "werth" it to pay manhunt to see those pix? because i just bet that's going to go great! your new friend, chris.

p.s. it looks like you're sucking in a little gut, or at least i hope so, because that would be cuter.

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dear manhunt members: why do you think i am going to pay money to manhunt to see full-sized pictures of you? why does that seem like a good idea? why not just e-mail them to me? also, why are you even e-mailing me? you clearly just want to hook up, which is reasonable on a hook-up site, but my profile clearly indicates that i am not so much interested in hooking up. why why why? your friend, chris.

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dear food: why do you not live in my house? is it because i haven't gone shopping in ages? come back soon! your friend, chris.

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dear iPhoto: i hate you. yr nonuser, chris.

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dear family: give me a wii. yr relative, chris.

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dear python: please give me the item. yr friend, chris.