ad bibliam

dear bible: re jonathan and david: did they or didn't they? put up or shut up. less talk more cock. yr reader, chris.

pro alio ad fututum

dear sir: thank you for the night you inserted your handsome penis into my rectum. it was completely sublime. sorry i didn't catch your name, yours, etc., kevin.

p.s. were you the one with the herpes? just curious.