Sunday, November 26, 2006

ad laborem a capite

dear headache: please go away. thank you. yr victim, chris.

Friday, November 24, 2006

pro alio ad feriam

dear sundance: fyi an update i now have a RAZR so i am cool enough for your film shindig. yr friend, andy.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

ad prophetam

dear jeremiah: ok, enough already! yr reader, chris.

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

ad professorem

dear professor: i cannot read the bible on election day. it simply does not work like that. yr student, chris.